[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER COMPLAINS TO YOU”
Bottom Text: “BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS BUYING TAMPONS”]
I am not shitting you. I was on my way to break tonight, when a guy pops out of an aisle and yells at me. “Hey. You. Come here.”
That was enough to tell me he was a class A douche, but, since I don’t have a choice, I go over to him and he gets in my face, points at his girlfriend in the tampon aisle behind him and whispers as if it’s the most shameful thing in the world.
"This girl dragged me here to buy some damn tampons."
………………. Really? I sort of just stared at him and was at a loss for what to say, so I just said. “I’m sorry for that.”
But he continued on. “She’s buying tampons! You do that to your boyfriend? Make him go with you when you buy tampons?”
"I don’t have a boyfriend, but if I did, yes I would." Was all I said and I started to walk away, but he had the audacity to point at me yelling. "NO! YOU DON’T WALK AWAY!"
My God, dude. You’re not even TOUCHING the box. Your girlfriend is there BUYING HER OWN DAMN TAMPONS. You’re just along for the ride. Like, calm the fuck down, bro. Besides, would you rather your girlfriend go without? Because, let me tell you, you probably don’t want a bloody mess everywhere.
TL;DR - Guy was a massive douche because his girlfriend had the balls to buy tampons when she was standing there with him. ~OHHH, THE HORROR.
How do men who have reached adulthood behave this way without feeling embarrassed?